The Smell of Jealousy...

Two people were stuck on an island.
The only tools of communication made available to them were
sand, rocks, trees, and the surrounding water...


The first man's appearance was as such:

Armani suit
Expensive leather briefcase
and some Crew Hair care products

The second man's appearance a bit different...

Some worn jeans with knee holes torn about
socks with holes
old worn sandles
hair all over the place and an after shadow

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One guy would progress no matter what happened.
One guy usually just had everything easy.
One guy was a bit jealous
One guy was always occupied with his work and own issues
One guy always had to say something to discredit the other guy
One guy was always too busy thanking GOD for his blessings
One guy always expressed the shortcomings of the other
One guy was just too busy trying to troubleshoot

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One day they found a piece of electronic equipment
to communicate to the outside world...

One guy used it to contact as many resources as possible
to better the situation..

The other guy turned around to boastfully yell at the other guy,
ha ha ha I've just contacted everyone I know to make you look
like a fool so that all the hard work you've invested will
just get flushed down the drain.

The other guy yelled back....

H-E-YYYYY, up here! My helicopter will try to contact some
other resources for you after I handwash my jeans from home. C-a-l-l
Me, O-K-A-Y!!!

:)
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