So you volunteered at the local food bank where all that CONTAMINATED PEANUT BUTTER WAS. TONS AND TONS OF IT. Sad but True.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: WHEN YOU'RE BODY IS SENT FOR EMBAUMING, THE PROTEIN WILL GIVE YOU THAT BOTOX FRESHNESS YOU'VE ALWAYS YEARNED FOR.

STILL FEELING THE MR.-GOOD-GUY-CONTENTEDNESS THAT ALL YOU LOVING HELP-THE-POOR-STARVING-NOT-WELL-FED KIDS LOVE YOU GIVE BEFORE YOU GET THAT GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP?

RIGGGGHT. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.