SO HERE IS WHAT YOUR IMAGINATION WANTED...THEREFORE THIS IS WHAT I WILL CONFIRM RIGHT NOW.

1. I HAVE NEVER NATURALLY DELIVERED ANY CHILDREN
2. I CURRENTLY AM NOT PREGNANT
3. I CURRENTLY AM NOT THE MOTHER OF ANY CHILDREN.
4. I CURRENTLY AM NOT MARRIED.
5. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
6. I CLAIM NO HUSBAND.
7. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY MAN.
8. I AM NOT THE STEP-MOTHER OF ANY CHILDREN.
9. I HAVE NO JOB.
10. I HAVE NEVER HAD A JOB
11. I HAVE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN MY LIFE.
12. I AM NOT SEEKING WORK & DO NOT INTEND ON EVER HAVING A JOB.
13. I AM LAZY & DO NOT HAVE THE COMPETENCE TO ENTER INTO ANY CONTRACT EVER
14. I AM NOT BLACK NOR WHITE NOR ARAB NOR MIDDLE-EASTERN.
15. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO POTENTIAL WHATSOEVER.
16. I DO NOT HAVE BREASTS.
17. MY VAGINA IS EXTREMELY STRETCHED & LOOSE.
18. I HAVE STRETCH MARKS EVERYWHERE FROM BEING OVERWEIGHT THEN LOSING IT.
19. I HAVE ACNE ALL OVER MY FACE.
20. I AM BALD & HAVE NAPPY HAIR.
21. MY EARS ARE HUGE.
22. I AM NOW SKINNY AND APPEAR AWFULLY UNDERWEIGHT AS IF STARVEN.
23. MY TEETH ARE YELLOW AND I HAVE MANY LARGE CAVITIES WHICH ARE NOT SAFE AROUND OTHER HUMANS.
24. THERE IS A DISGUSTING ODOR COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA AS IF A SLUG CRAWLED UP MY VAGINA AND DIED.
25. MY RIB CAGE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DISFIGURED FROM AN ATTACK AND IS CURRENTLY DEFORMED.
26. MY STOMACH HANGS OVER MY PANTS AS IF I WERE 8 MONTHS PREGNANT, HOWEVER IT'S SIMPLY FAT.
27. I AM A LUNATIC, A CROOK, AND A THEIF.
28. NEVER ALLOW ME INSIDE ANY HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING INSIDE THE HOME.
29. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I AM PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC, BIPOLAR (SEVERELY), ADHD (SEVERELY), HIGHLY DISABLED, TAKE MEDICATIONS, CANNOT COUNT.

30. TODAY I WILL APPLY FOR SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY BECAUSE I AM BIPOLAR, I ALWAYS BELIEVE THINGS ABOUT MY PAST LIFE THAT ARE HIGHLY DELUSIONAL, I MAKE UP LOTS OF STORIES AND ALWAYS TELL LIES EVERY WHERE I GO. I REALLY NEED A PSYCHIATRIST TO HELP ME DUE TO ALL MY MANIC-DEPRESSION AND SOMETIMES I PANIC AND I AM HIGHLY AFRAID OF SMALL PLACES (CLAUSTROPHOBIC) SUCH AS BATHROOM STALLS IN RESTAURANTS, RIDING IN CARS, BUSES, TRAINS, SITTING IN CAFE SEATS, ETC.

31. THEREFORE I AM INSANE, DANGEROUS, STEAL, A CRIMINAL, AN APPEAR TO HAVE AN IDENTITY CRISIS SO AM REALLY REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS DUE TO BEING ....

IN THE STATE OF MIND OF A FOREIGNER.

I SHOULD GET A BIG PAY CHECK TO TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS, HUH?

OKAY.