There was a really neat Obituary Maker online so I decided to test it. It appears to be good free software. You should try it. I don't plan on dying.

Obituary for Rachel Sakhi
(Example Retards)
I'm not really gonna die!

In Memory Of Rachel (P4 Apollo) Sakhi
DOB – Time of Death (Not Really Unless someone knows something I don't know)

This obituary was created in the memory of Rachel (P4 Apollo) Sakhi, born in United States of America on the *********, age unknown.

Biography

Full Name: Rachel Sakhi
Born: **** **** ****
Age: age unknown
Location: Los Angeles, Colorado
Country: The United States
Father: Ghoulam Sakhi
Mother: Roghul Sakhi
Birth Place: United States of America
Spouse: Haroon Sakhi [Cover-up] (Michael Jackson)
Children: Michael Jackson I, Paris Katherine Jackson, Julian Jackson, Jordan Jackson, "Blanket" Michael Jackson, Saana Iman Rose Jackson, Emjay Rachel Jackson

Siblings: Humans-In-Kind
Occupation: Your Punching Bag

This obituary was created by Rachel on 21 Apr 2010

Criminally Insane
Psycopathic Criminal
Never Graduated with any Degree
Incestuous Mentally Incompetent
No Men or Husband's ever in my life.
All Apart of my Imagination.
I've never had any children.
Unfit to be around children.
Poor, Broke, Stupid, Dirty Bum who never had a home.
Don't know where my parents come from.
Not Muslim.
Bipolar
Extreme Schizophrenia
Nappy Hair
Bald Headed
A Hoe that sells her ass on Figueroa Street
Extremely Violent and Dangerous
Bad Handwriting
I'm the only dumbass anyone would fuck in the anus.
Only good enough to get arrested and suffocated in prison.
Anyone that would hire me for a job simply sees me as a slut.
If I go for a job I'm actually going to give the boss a blow job.
All my books should be burned or thrown away.
I'm illiterate.
All 8 of my pets have been murdered.
I can't breastfeed a baby because I'll molest it.
I should never have a driver's license in my possession.
I'm too stupid to sing.
I steal everything I need.
My pussy is rotten.
My pussy is too big so I have to get fucked in the ass.
I'm a bum beggar.