Disclaimer
This is a joke, a joke for the emergency sake of laughter system! This has nothing to do with my real business life, my personal business or contracts and nobody elses!!!! The following is FICTIONAL and only intended for the sake of LAUGHING!!!
------------------
The following new licensing initiatives have recently been put into affect. Legislation will see how it goes initially then make these proposals indefinate...
The National Association for Rappers
Purpose: This organization is in charge of the following:
In order to show your love and affection for hip hop you must,
Submit an application with your credentials...
A criminal background check is conducted...
A federal investigation including fingerprinting is mandatory...
You must have a credit rating of atleast 790...
Yes, yes. I know you love rap and hip hop.
I know when you turn it on in your 7 series BMW it well...
makes you feel cool and savvy.
I know it makes you feel warm and cozy inside
It may possibly enable you to just hang low and loose
...Just be true to yourself however,
and Unfortunately it is a privilege to practice.
So the following barrier has been activated...
A Degree
A track record of your community service to
prove your earnest effort and love for the sport or practice
Your brotherhood initiative
furthermore,
The board examination
copyright licensing agreements
local, state, and with probable cause in some instances
International clearance with licensing fees to practice
Unfortunately, there has been a track record of discrimmination however,
if you really prove your initiative and love for this field
you'll be accepted with open arms.
This includes Calypso, Punjabi, Soka, Dancehall, Country remixes as well.
If you wish to incorporate your skills in this diverse and highly demanding practice
You'll have to supply your board examination scores along with licensing records.
Once, that's complete I'm sure you'll be respected and on your way to success!
This includes BREAK DANCING.
------------------
smile, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment